20 Halloween Riddles That'll Have You Howling With Laughter

The list

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   Damaged Pumpkin: How do you fix a damaged jack-o’-lantern? Answer: You use a pumpkin patch.

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   Lonely Ghost: What room will you never find in a ghost’s house? Answer: A living room.

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   Musical Mummy: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Answer: Wrap music.

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   Smart Witch: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Answer: Spelling.

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   Sleepy Vampire: How are vampires like false teeth? Answer: They both come out at night.

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   Twin Sisters: What’s the problem with twin witches? Answer: You never know which witch is which.

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   Wicked Good Hat: Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat? Answer: There was no point to it.

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   Dessert Time: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer: I-scream.

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   Traveling Witch: What does a witch order when she goes to a hotel? Answer: Broom service.

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    Musical Skeleton: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? Answer: A trom-bone.

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    Cruising Vampire: What kind of boat does a vampire travel in? Answer: A blood vessel.

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    Shy Skeleton: Why didn’t the skeleton have fun at the party? Answer: He didn’t have any body to dance with.

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    Funny Skeleton: How do you make a skeleton laugh? Answer: Tickle his funny bone.

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    A Novel Spot: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? Answer: It’s filled with plots.

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    Honest Ghost: Why are ghosts such bad liars? Answer: You can see right through them.

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    Slow-Poke: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Answer: Lazy bones.

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    Creepy Address: Where does the zombie live? Answer: On a dead-end street.

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    Afraid Skeletons: Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies? Answer: They don’t have the guts.

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    Swimming Ghosts: Where do ghosts love to go swimming? Answer: The Dead Sea.

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    Beach Babe: What do you call a witch at the beach? Answer: A sand-witch.