60 Pumpkin Puns And Jokes That Are Wickedly Clever

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1. 01

   Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

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2. 02

   Go big or gourd home.

   Funny Pumpkin Puns

3. 03

   Life is gourd.

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4. 04

   Just a couple of country pumpkins

   Funny Pumpkin Puns

5. 05

   What's cooking, gourd looking?

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6. 06

   The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall

   Funny Pumpkin Puns

7. 07

   Oh my gourd! I love fall.

   Funny Pumpkin Puns

8. 08

   Life is gourd when it's pumpkin spice season.

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9. 09

   Gourd vibes only

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10. 10

    You're the pick of the pumpkin patch.

    Funny Pumpkin Puns

11. 11

    Hey, gourd looking!

    Funny Pumpkin Puns

12. 12

    Let the gourd times roll.

    Funny Pumpkin Puns

13. 13

    Carve out some fun this fall.

    Funny Pumpkin Puns

14. 14

    Let's lay this pumpkin to roast.

    Funny Pumpkin Puns

15. 15

    My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd.

    Funny Pumpkin Puns

16. 16

    Another gourd-geous day at the farm

    Funny Pumpkin Puns

17. 17

    Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.

    Pumpkin Jokes

18. 18

    I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.

    Pumpkin Jokes

19. 19

    Where do pumpkins hold meetings? "In the gourdroom."

    Pumpkin Jokes

20. 20

    What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? "A life gourd."

    Pumpkin Jokes

21. 21

    What's a pumpkin's favorite Western? "The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly."

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22. 22

    What do you call a pumpkin that can slam-dunk a basketball? "Michael Gourdan."

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23. 23

    What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? "Squash."

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24. 24

    How do you repair a broken jack o' lantern? "Use a pumpkin patch."

    Pumpkin Jokes

25. 25

    Why was the jack-o-lantern so afraid to cross the road? "Because it had no guts."

    Pumpkin Jokes

26. 26

    What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? "Cut it out."

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27. 27

    What do you call an athletic pumpkin? "A jock o' lantern."

    Pumpkin Jokes

28. 28

    When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say? "I'm vine, thanks for asking."

    Pumpkin Jokes

29. 29

    What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? "Good-pie, everyone."

    Pumpkin Jokes

30. 30

    What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? "You get au-tumn-y ache."

    Pumpkin Jokes

31. 31

    Why was the jack-o-lantern so forgetful? "Because he's empty headed."

    Pumpkin Jokes

32. 32

    What are jack-o-lanterns afraid of? "Things that go pump-kin the night."

    Pumpkin Jokes

33. 33

    What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? "Pulp fiction."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

34. 34

    How do pumpkins greet each other? "Happy Hollow-ing!"

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

35. 35

    Why does the farmer keep gazing at his pumpkin patch? "Because it's so gourd-geous."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

36. 36

    What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? "Squash."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

37. 37

    How do you calculate the circumference of a pumpkin? "With pi."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

38. 38

    Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road? "The crossing gourd."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

39. 39

    How does a Halloween pumpkin listen to music? "On vine-yl."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

40. 40

    Where do pumpkins live? "In the seedy part of town."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

41. 41

    What did the pumpkin say at the bar? "Let's get smashed."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

42. 42

    What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern? "A plump-kin."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

43. 43

    What does a queasy pumpkin say? "I don't feel so gourd."

    Short Pumpkin Jokes

44. 44

    Have a gourd time on Halloween.

    Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

45. 45

    Orange you glad it's Halloween?

    Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

46. 46

    I'll spill my guts—I love Halloween!

    Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

47. 47

    A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.

    Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

48. 48

    Carve out some fun this Halloween.

    Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

49. 49

    We're getting lit on Halloween.

    Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

50. 50

    Getting pumpkin'd for Halloween

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51. 51

    Let's get glowing—it's Halloween.

    Pumpkin Puns For Halloween